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I met some girl in a club last night
with a miniskirt on
she was quite a sight
and when I asked her to dance
she told me "well I might
if you lose some weight, mate."

I'm drinking myself into an early grave
but when those shots go down
I look ever so brave
and then I start to dance
and have a damn good race
and fall on the floor, sore

when I cry
well I want you to cry as well
ask me why
well who can tell?

I look rather good in my unbuttoned shirt
hairy chest out
I'll have a damn good flirt
don't stop me now
or people get hurt
I look so good

and when I seduce some unsuspecting girl
with my endless charm
she's a lucky girl
and I turn around
as I suddenly hurl
all over her carpet

when I cry
well I want you to cry as well
ask me why
well who can tell?

here am I
some yobbo you met at a bar
and you'll sigh
has the human race come so far?

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